Young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

Give him a surprise

Son: I want a baby brother.
Mom: your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.

Son: why don’t you give him a surprise?