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Faqeer: Bibi ji aap k pas kisi bhoke k liye kana hai.

Bibi: Hai to sahi magar
wo bhoka abhi office se wapas nahi aaya.

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

What makes a happy man;

Daughter on the cover of Vogue.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy.
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Wife on the cover of Missing People.

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage,
It is love.

But when he holds it
after marriage?

Its self-defense!