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Husband: kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki aaee thi.
Wah kia larki thi!

Wife: Akeli aaee hogi?

Husband: Tumko kaise pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khuwab mai aaya tha.

Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi
1 Subha Shohar ko jaldi jana tha
usne Kaghaz pe likha:
“Mujhe Subha 7 bajy utha dena”
or Kaghaz BV k Takiye k nichy rakh diya.

Subha Shohar ki Aankh khuli to 8 baj rahy thy
Wo Ghussy se utha to dekha k Takiye k paas
1 kaghaz para tha, uss per likha tha:

7 BAJ RAHY HAIN, UTH JAO.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
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Wife : Yes and no.