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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wife Driving Seekh Rahe Thi,
Apne Shoher Se Boli:
Daikhye Shayad Ye Saamne Ka
Shesha Theek Nahi Laga Howa…

Husband : Kion Kia Gar Bar Hai?

Biwi: Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Daikh Pati Hon,
Per Apna Chehra Nahi Dikhta..

Biwi: Aap ko me itna ziyada chahti hon
k jitni ziyada Star Plus k dramas
ki episodes hoti hain.

shohar: Tum itni buri lagti ho
jitni buri in dramas me acting.

When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife.
You can be sure of one thing:
either the car is NEW
or
the WIFE.