A sardar prays daily for two hours
A sardar prays daily for two hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
&
said:
”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Pathan Chori Karney Ek Ghar Me Gaya
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Pathan Chori Karney Ek Ghar Me Gaya,
Tijori Pe Likha Tha,
Tijori Ko Torne Ki Zarorat Nahi,
440# Lagao aur Samne wale Laal Button
Dabao Tijori Khul Jaye Gi.
Jese Hi Button Dabaya,
Alarm Baja Aur Police Aa Gayi.
Jate Howe Pathan Ghar K Malik Se Bola,
“Khuda Qasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Aitbar Uth Gaya.”
Khol Aankh Zamen Dekh
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Iqbal Says:
Khol Aankh Zamen Dekh,
Falak Dekh
Fiza Dekh
Mashriq Se Ubharte Howe Suraj Ko Zara Dekh.
Tashree:
Is Shair Me Iqbal Kehte Hain K,
“Subah Bakhair”
What is skeleton?
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What is skeleton?
Interviewer: what is skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!