My wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.

Friend: how?

Sardar: Yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: It’s you the watchman.

How do you do?

An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do?

Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants,
sit
&
then do.

How do you do?