Sardar in a battle
In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
How Sardar Thought
by admin
A man asks a sardar:
What about ur paper of english?
sardar said:
It was ok but I forgot 3rd form of think.
Then I thought
and thought
and thought
then wrote “THUNK”
angrez urdu sekhney Pakistan aaya
by Addo
Aik angrez urdu sekhney Pakistan aaya jab jaaney laga to logo ne pocha k,
aap ne pakistan me kia bolna sekha?
angrez ne kaha:
light chali gayi hai.
light aa gayi hai.
light jaane wali hai.
light aane wali hai.
light nahi aayi.
light jaa bhi sakti hai.
light aa bhi sakti hai.
light dim aa rahi hai.
light tez aa rahi hai.
light aa kio nahi rahi?
light abhi to aayi thi phir chali gayi.
daal me kia daalon
by Addo
BiVi: aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya hai daal me kia daalon?
Husband: dimagh toh hai hi nahi, naya colgate active salt dal de usme namak hai.