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Funny Tagged SMS

A Sardar was caught by the police

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A Sardar was caught by the police: How did u kill 50 people?

Sardar said: I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks..
I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street..
Who should I hit? The police man said: Ofcourse the 2 men,, less damage.

Sardar: Thats what I thought to myself, but when I did it,
I hit only one and the other ran to the wedding, So I Went After Him 🙂

Friendship is about

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Friendship is not about,
“I am Soory”
It is about
“Chal dramebazi band kar ab maan ja”

Friendship is not about,
“Where are you?”
It’s about.
Zinda bhi hai k teri biryani ban gayi?

Friendship is not about,
“I understand”
Its about,
Sab Teri ghalti hai”

Friendship is not about,
“I care for you”
Its about,
“Mar mat main yehi hon”

Friendship is not about,
“I am happy for your success”
Its about
“Chal party dey”

Only forward to your best freinds