Papa Kabhi Aap Jungle Gaye Ho
Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitnay K Baad,
Papa Kabhi Aap Jungle Gaye Ho?
Papa: Nahi Beta.
Bacha: Phir Itna Khaternaak Item Kahan Se Pakra Tha? 🙂
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Main cigarete kabhi nahi peta
by SAM
Main cigarete kabhi nahi peta
wo to bas
jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bholane k liye
jab khush hota hun to lutf dobala karne k liye
jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne k liye
jab dosto k sath hota hun to unka sath dene k liye
jab bhooka hota hun to bhook mitane k liye
aur jab khana kha leta hun to khana hazam karne k liye
jab farigh hota hon to time pass karne k liye
warna main itna pagal nahi k cigarett jesi burri cheez ko hath lagaon.
Diplomatic Love
by SAM
Diplomatic Love
Girl: If your mom and me were to fall in the sea who would you save?
Boy: i would jump into the sea save my mom and die wid u 🙂
Yar Aaj To Din Hi Bura Hai
by SAM
1 Aadmi Sharab Ka Glass Samne Rakh K Ghumzada Betha Howa Tha.
Dost Aa K sath Beth Gaya. Usko Thapki Dete Howe Glass Utha K Ek Hi Ghoont Me Pi Gaya.
Or Bola:
Suna Jigar Kio Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aaj To Din Hi Bura Hai.
Subha BV Se Jhagra Ho Gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho Gayi.
Office Late Pohancha, Boss Ne Job Se Nikal Dia Or To Or Girl Frend b Chor Kar Chali Gayi.
Khudkashi K Liye Zeher Pene Laga Tha.
Wo Glass Tu Pi Gaya.
Apna To Din Hi Bura Hai Dost :);(