1 pathan ne 1 inteligent sawal pocha
1 pathan ne 1 inteligent sawal pocha & teacher behosh ho gaya.
Sawal:
Black is a color, white is a color,
but Black & White TV is not color TV,
Why?
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Ek Aadmi Charsi se
by Ifrahim
Ek Aadmi Charsi se:
Sub tumhen JAHAZ kehte hain tumhari speed kitni hai?
Charsi: Wese te 1km/ghanta
Par J kise di cheez chukki hue,
te 120km/ghanta
If one can do it or If none can do it
by Ifrahim
A great Japanese Proverb:
If one can do it, you too can do it.
If none can do it, you must do it.
Chinese Version:
If one can do it, you too can do it better.
If none can do it better you can do it the best.
Pakistani Version:
If one can do it, let him do it.
If none can do it, how can you do it??? 🙂
Churrail ne jadu ki charri ghumai
by Rashid
1 churail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorray se kaha:
Main tum dono ki ek ek khwahish pori kar sakti hon.
BV: Main apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair karna chahti hon.
Churrail ne jadu ki charri ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gaye.
Phir shohar se pocha tum kia chahty ho?
Shohar: Apnay se 30 saal choti BV ka khwahishmand hon.
Churrail ne jadu se us ko 90 saal ka kar diya…
Moral:
Mardon ko yaad rakhna chahiye k Churrail bhi aurat hoti hai.