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There’s a bomb in my garden!

by admin    

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don’t worry.

If no one claims it
Within three days,

.

you can keep it.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

I say she’s no good!

by admin    

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!

.

Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Teacher Student SMS   

What do you wish to do in future

by admin    

Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Ladies hostel caught Fire

by admin    

Ladies hostel caught Fire

It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control

&

another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen
under control.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

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