There’s a bomb in my garden!
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry.
If no one claims it
Within three days,.
you can keep it.
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Funny Tagged SMS
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry.
If no one claims it
Within three days,.
you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!.
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
&
another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen
under control.