Beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain:
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand aaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon gaBacha masoomiat se : yeh lo !
abhi to das rupay kaha tha…
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
How do you spell crocodile?
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TEACHER: Sunny, how do u spell “crocodile”?
SUNNY: K R O K O D A I L
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
SUNNY: Maybe it’s wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Break nahi maar sakty the kia?
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Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty the kia ??? ”Pathan herat se.
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”