Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny Tagged SMS
Teacher: Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?Pupil: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.
Patient: What are the chances of my recovery?
Doctor: One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.
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All others died.
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago..
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Arshad: Me!
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is …..
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right…
“I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”