Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers. Why?A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
What is a girl friend?
by admin
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
I want to share all your worries
by admin
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling,
But
I don’t have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Boy and Girl in Hotel
by admin
Boy: Main last baar puchh raha hoon,
Tum mujhse shaadi karogi?Girl: Nahi
Boy: Soch Lo
Girl: Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy: Waiter , Bill alag alag lana