1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,
guess kion??
?
because wo sari raat fire brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny Tagged SMS
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,
guess kion??
?
because wo sari raat fire brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.
Baap: itne saray kion?
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Premika premi se: Main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kia baat kar rahi ho? Tum hosh me to ho?
Premika: haanPremi: Magar hum ne to kabhi kiss tak nahi kia
Premika: Isi Liye to, tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon.
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says “GOOD MORNING SIR”
&
Private secretary says “ITS MORNING SIR”