Ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjha raha tha
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay mein,
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjha raha tha.
Bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
Pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP
by admin
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?.
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TRY ALL… Specially THE LAST ONE.
A student was asked to write a signboard
by admin
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard
for the traffic rules
near da college campus.He wrote:
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers.”
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish
by AliShan
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and ask his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no floor (aata) and no cooking oil to fry it in.Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts“Pakistan Zindabad”