Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny SMS in English Language
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down,
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open.
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open.
Physician came, applied all forces but no change.
Even the biologist failed.
Mathematician came & said,
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
Technology has its own limitations.
Google may be the most powerful search engine,
Butt can’t search and locate
the lost Chapals from Masjid.