A baby mosquito came back after its
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me.Moral: Take everything positively.
Tag: English Funny SMS
Funny SMS in English Language
A Primary class boy to her teacher
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A Primary class boy to her teacher.
Student: Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss: Why?Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?Student: For Tuition.
Police arrested a drunkard and asked
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Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife.
Announcement in a university
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Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway,
please move their cars.”20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students
who went to move 9 cars
please return to their respective classes.”