Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi
Sardar’s wife: Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi aata mujhe spiner la ker do……..
Sardar: Harbajan ko utha laya.
Kehta hai SPIN tu yahi kerta hai……..
1940 mein bhi 23 March Aaya tha aur Aaj bhi
by Visitors
1940 mein bhi 23 March Aaya tha aur Aaj bhi 23 March Hai.
Farq sirf itna hai k us Waqt,,,
“Qoum ko Ek Mulk ki Zarorat Thi”
…Aur Aaj…
“Mulk ko Ek Qoum ki Zarorat Hai”
***23rd March Mubarak***
Aim for 100% Marks
by admin
TEACHER: You Should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT: I’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER: What? Why are you kidding?
STUDENT: Who started?
Best way to purpose a girl
by admin
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.