Why always me

Everybody wants

someone special

someone innocent

someone nice

someone cool

someone sweet

someone cute

someone intelligent

But why always ME, ME and ME?

I can Prove It

I am the best, I can prove it.

I can put coffe in coffe cup.
Can you put world in world cup?

I can send my number on your cell.
Can you send your cell on my number?

I can send my address on your mobile.
Can you send your mobile on my address?

I told you I am the best.

Doctors going to make movies

If doctors going to make movies.
Then what would be the movie names?

X-Ray Ho Na Ho

Kaho Na Bukhar Hai

Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai

Kaash Aap Hamare Patient Hote

Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon

Hamara Thermometer Aap Ke Paass Hai

Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection

Zakham To Hona Hi Tha