Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken
Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken.
Waiter: French or Chinese?
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Kisi Ki Zindagi Ki Qeemat Ka Andaza
by Omer
Kisi Ki Zindagi Ki Qeemat Ka Andaza Uski Mout K Baad Hi Hota Hai.
Jesay
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Chicken Zinda Rs. 130
Chicken Karrhai Rs. 480.
why do camels have humps
by Omer
Baby camel: mom why do camels have humps?
Mom: son we are desert animal we need humps to store water and we are known to survive without water
Baby: why r our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mom: they are for walking in desert we can move around desert better than any one.
son: than why are our eyelashes long? as it bothers my sight.
mom: son these r protective cover. they help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind.
Baby: i see so the hump is to store water when we are in desert, legs are for walking through the desert and eyelashes protect my eye from the desert sand.
Then what the hell are we doing here in the zoo?
Moral: skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at right place.
How do i react when i see some one
by Omer
How do i react when i see some one extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemly cute?
I stare
and stare
and stare
and smile
and smile
and when i get tired.
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