Janab main 20 k/m per hr ki raftaar

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Man: Janab main 20 k/m per hr ki raftaar
se ja raha tha,
Mgr phir bhi mujhe taiz raftaari k ilzaam
mai band ker dia gaya,

Judge: Is baat ka kia saboot hai?
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Man: Janab is se barh ker or kia proof ho ga
k us waqt main apni Biwi ko
lenay susral ja raha tha……………..

Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hoon

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Train mai ek husband apni wife say:
Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hoon.
Dil kerta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay
daal doon………………………..

Samnay wala passenger bola:
Bhao.. Bhao.., Bhao.. Bhao..