Dirty Mind

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MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks . . .

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _

Only few students like me are passed who wrote: Pulse

U Dirty Mind . . . Think Positive . . .

Diagnosis

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A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.

Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

Precaution

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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him:
Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of AIDS?

Dad answered:
So when I’m dead no one will dare to touch ur mom…

Blood Test

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Boy goes for blood test.
nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton,
so she sucks his finger.
Boy feels so happy that he asks

“Can I get urine test done?”