Category: Husband Wife SMS

Beta apni maa se, purani album
daikhte howe: Maa ye photo mein
itna smart aadmi kaun hai?

Maa: Beta ye tumhare papa hain.
Beta: To hum is ganje k sath kio rahte hain?

Man On His Death Bed Confesses
to His Wife: I Had An Affair With Ur Sister,
Ur Best Friend
&
The Maid.

Wife : I Know Darling.
Now Relax
&
.
.
.
Let The Poison Work…………………….

Wife: Agar main Pakistan ki Sub Se Buland
Choti k-2 Per Charh jaon tu
Aap mujhey kia do gay?
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Husband: DHAKKAA.

A beggar: 0 sundari Andha hoon.
Paanch rupay de de.
Husband told his wife: De do, tumhain
sundari bol raha hai to har haal me
ye andha hoga!!