Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye
Pathan: Yara hum ko 1 hatora or
keel chahiye computer k liye!Shopkeeper: Par computer mein inka kia kaam?
Pathan: Oye yara hum ko computer
mein Window lagana hai.
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Computer Engineer became a Poet
by admin
Computer Engineer became a Poet
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Kal Jub milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.
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Lakhon hunge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo.
Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki
by admin
Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki,
Na tamana hai bahaaron ki,
Bus AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye,
Jo mat maar de saaron ki.
Ufone Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
by admin
“Ufone”
Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye
jinho ne 1st June 2009 se
apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki
Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or
” §ub Keh Do.”
Mazeed Maaloomat k liye
apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601Ye Offer Mehmood k Biwi ki iddat tak hai