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According to Newton’s 5th Law

by admin    

According to Newton’s 5th Law

“In Masjid if u put Your jutti in front of u,
tuwadi Namaz nai hoye gi,

But

If u put jUtti behind u,
tuwadi Jutti nai hoye gi.”

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Punjabi Funny SMS   

1 Bar Hichki Aye to Samjhna

by admin    

1 Bar Hichki Aye Samjhna
i am Remembering U

2 Bar Aye To
I Want 2 Meet U

3 Bar Aye To
I Miss U
Agar, phir se Aye
To Plz pani pee lena
Mujhe aur Bhi Kaam hai.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Urdu Funny SMS   

Tum ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam kia hai?

by admin    

Sardar: Tum pathano ne kabhi koi
kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?

Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nahi hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

World cup T-20 kon laya?
Younus khan

Pakistan mein Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

Or to or Pakistan bananay wala kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Sirf aik bar he msg ko phar ker

by admin    

Sirf aik bar he msg ko phar ker
last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein.
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar
parhna hai… its a challenge
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Mera Sawaal ye hai k
Lotay ko english mein kia kehte hain?

Posted in Fool SMS, Funny SMS, Riddle SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Twist SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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