Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny SMS
Gul Khan Ne Job K Liye Apply Kia.
Jawab Aaya To Khushi Mein Ek Grand Party Di.
Dost Ne Fermaish Ki KAppointment Letter Dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English Mein Hai Main Tarjuma Karta Hon.
“Dear Gul Khan You Do Not Meet”
Pyare Gul Khan Aap To Miltey Hi Nahi.
“Our Requirements”
Humari Zarorat Ho Aap.
“No Further Correspondence”
Aur Zid Na Karen. Jaldi Aa Jain.
“Will Be Entertained”
Aap Ki Bohat Khidmat Ki Jaye Gi.
Hehe hehehe.
Mareez: Doctor Sahab Main Bohat Pareshan Hon, Neend Nahi Aati, Sakoon Nahi, Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta.
Doctor: Aap Ko Vitamin “SHE” Ki Kami Hai………….. 🙂
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Simply Dial “15” and say TuSi SaRe KanJar O..!
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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab
me nazar aaya usne
100 ka easy load karwa dia,
1 ghantay me us k
dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha
3 din uske pet me dard raha.
3sre ne is number main
10 rupe ka load bheja
2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mile.
Mera farz tha apko batana
aage aap ki marzi.