Category: Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Batao Duniya ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

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Teacher: Batao Duniya ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Student: Hazrat Adam (A.S)

Teacher: Shabash!
Magar Ye Batao Un ki Nationality Kia Thi?

Student: Pakistani.

Teacher: Wo Kaise?

Student: Un k Pas
Ghar Nahi Tha,
Kapray Nahi Thay,
Aata Nahi Tha,
Bijli Nahi Thi,
Gas Nahi Thi,

Magar Phir bhi Wo Zinda Thay. 🙂

Motorway Policeman ne Car Wale Ko Roka Aur

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Motorway Policeman ne Car Wale Ko Roka Aur Kaha!

Ye Road Safety Ka Week Hai.  Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, IsLiye Aapko Rs. 1000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.

Aap Is Inaam Ka Kia Karoge?

Car Driver: Main Is Inaam Se Apna Driving License Banwaonga.

Pichli Seat Par bethi Uski Maa Boli: Iski Baat Ka Yakeen Mat Karo. Ye Sharab Pi Kar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai.

Uske Papa Neend Se Jage Aur Police Ko Dekh Kar Bolain: Mujhe Pata Tha K Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Ziada Door Nahi Ja Painge.

Tabhi Car Ki Diggi Se Awaz Aayi: Bhai Humne Border Paar Kar Liya Kia?

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1 Murghi or us k 3 bachay

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1 Murghi or us k 3 bachay
road cross ker rahay thay.

Road cross karne k baad
Murghi k 1 bachay ne kaha,

“Aakhir Hum Panch ne Road Cross Kar Hi Liya.”

5 Kaise?

Socho.

Socho.

Kaise Howe?

Socho.

Or Socho.

Bohat Easy Hai.

Kia howa bhai

Itna Easy Hai

Nahi samajh Aaee

Chalo Main batata hon.

Aray Bacha Hai
Kuch Bhi Bol Sakta Hai.