Shakespeare said
Shakespeare said:
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“Meri Maa Ki Qasam Maine itni Batain Nahi Kahi
ye Log Khud se Bana Bana K Kehte Hain.”
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
SHUKAR ALHAMDULILLAH
by Kashi
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AAAAA CHHEEEE!
SHUKAR ALHAMDULILLAH
Uff SARDI Aagai hai…
Humari Beti ko kisi se Pyar ho gaya hai
by admin
Biwi: Mere khayal me Humari Beti ko kisi se Pyar ho gaya hai.
Husband: Tumhen kese pata chala?
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Biwi: Kion k wo kafi dino se easy load k paise nahi maang rahi.
Samosa said to Aaloo
by admin
Samosa said to Aaloo,
Jab me fry hota hon to tumhe cover kar k garm oil se bacha leta hun,
Bcoz
i love u.
Aaloo said:
Jab log tumhe fry hony k foran bad khaty hen to me b unki zuban or munh jala deta hon.
I Love u too.
Moral of the story:
In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen.
Samosa thora thanda kar k khayen 🙂