Gusal K Kitne Farz Hain
Molvi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Gusal K Kitne Farz Hain?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash! Kon Kon se?
Pathan:
Shampoo
Sabun
or
Tolya
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Orange Juice Ka Dabba Bheja Hai
by SAM
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Fresh Orange Juice Ka Dabba Bheja Hai
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Just 4 U
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Khali Hai.
Phoonk Mar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena 😀
Mera dil mobile ha or tum uski sim ho
by admin
Boy: Mera dil mobile ha or tum uski sim ho.
Girl: Ek baat pochun?
Boy: Han pocho.
Girl: Tumhara mobile dual sim wala to nahi hai? 😛
1 admi raat ko utha to dekha
by Kashi
1 admi raat ko utha to dekha k shahr mein kuch ghar aise thay jo raat k andheray mein bhi chand ki tarha chamak rahay thay.
aglay din bhi us nay wohi manzar dekha to 1 buzurg sey pocha yeh kia raaz hai?
buzurg ne farmaya ye wo log hain jinhon nay
UPS lagwaye howay hain…
Don’t be emotional 🙂