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Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework
by SAM
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying to himself,
2 + 5 the son of bitch is 7.
3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His Mom heard this and gasped “what are you doing?” the boy answered. ” I am doing my maths home work mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?
Yes, he answered
Infuriated the mother asked the teacher next day.
are you teaching maths to children by saying 2+2 the son of bitch is 4? the teacher started laughing and answered what i taught them was 2+2 the sum of which is 4.
Haqiqat Mein Haseen Sirf Wohi Hai
by SAM
Mujh Ko Maloom Nahi Husn Ki Tareef Magar,
Haqiqat Mein Haseen Sirf Wohi Hai Jis Ne
Aapko ye Msg kia Hai………..
<(‘.’)>
))
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Uff Ammi Meri Nazar Utarain…
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Agar aap ko afsos hai
by Ifrahim
Agar aap ko afsos hai k aap k life me intezar karne wala koi nahi
to
1 ghante k liye
bath room me ja k beth jain
koi na koi bahir zaror intezar kar raha hoga. 😛