Ek Aadmi Charsi se
Ek Aadmi Charsi se:
Sub tumhen JAHAZ kehte hain tumhari speed kitni hai?
Charsi: Wese te 1km/ghanta
Par J kise di cheez chukki hue,
te 120km/ghanta
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Yar Aaj To Din Hi Bura Hai
by SAM
1 Aadmi Sharab Ka Glass Samne Rakh K Ghumzada Betha Howa Tha.
Dost Aa K sath Beth Gaya. Usko Thapki Dete Howe Glass Utha K Ek Hi Ghoont Me Pi Gaya.
Or Bola:
Suna Jigar Kio Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aaj To Din Hi Bura Hai.
Subha BV Se Jhagra Ho Gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho Gayi.
Office Late Pohancha, Boss Ne Job Se Nikal Dia Or To Or Girl Frend b Chor Kar Chali Gayi.
Khudkashi K Liye Zeher Pene Laga Tha.
Wo Glass Tu Pi Gaya.
Apna To Din Hi Bura Hai Dost :);(
Batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai ya faida
by skhan
Teacher:
Batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai ya faida?
Student: Agar koi pila de to faida
Agar plani par jaye to Nuqsan
(–)
<)(>
/”/
O my God i am so
intelligent
Sabzi wala
by skhan
Sabzi wala sabzi par paani chirrak raha tha.
Kaafi dair ho gai to aik shaks gussey se bola:
Bhaisaab! Agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho to ek kilo de do
😛