Dono kaan kaat do
Judge: Is pathan k dono kaan kaat do.
Pathan: nahi main andha ho jaon ga
Judge: Kaan katny se andha kese hojaogy??
Pathan: Chashma teri maa k kaan pe lagaon ga kia ??? Jahil
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Apni girl friend ki shadi mein
by skhan
Apni girl friend ki shadi mein ja k ye ehsas howa,
dost
Biryani achi ho to Mohabbat bhi pheeki lagti hai.
(“,)/
<)) Jaa Behan khush Reh.
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maar deti hai
by Visitors
kisi ko ishq ki tarap maar deti hai,
kisi ko pyar ki gehrai maar deti hai,
jo is se bach jaye usse,
Pakistan ki loadshedin maar deti hai.
Is mein heerat ki koi baat nahi
by SAM
Wo shakhs khud par gharoor karta hai to is mein heerat ki koi baat nahi,
jis ko hum chahte hain wo aam ho hi nahi sakta.