Funny SMS | Sukhanvar

Kehtay Hain K Insan

by SAM

Kehtay Hain K Insan Love K Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta,

Lekin

Mera Zaati Khayal Hai

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Message Pora Parhey Baghair Bhi Nahi Reh Sakta.

by skhan

Army Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye haath mein kia hai?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat aur shan hai, tumhari Maa hai Maa.

Phir Officer ne ek Pathan Sipahi se pocha: Tumharay hath mein ye kia hai?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki Ammi hai aur humari khaala hai.!

by skhan

Taras Aata Hai Mujhy Apni Masoom Si Palko Par . . .

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab Kisi Aur Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata. 😀

(,”) Ammi bas
<))> ab bohat hogaya

by skhan

Larki ko propose karny ka Islami tariqa: . . . . . . . . . . . .

“Kia yeh paoun mery bachon ki

Jannat ban sakty hain..?”

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// JazakAllah…