ye ghazal chahiye
Please ye ghazal chahiye kahi se bhi dhond den.
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Name: ghazal
age: 23 yrs
Height: 5ft 4inch
hair: black
eyes: blue
color: white silk…
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar
by SAM
1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar darte darte pochta hai,
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Molvi saab tussi
dam darood wale ho ya
bom barood waly
😛
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha
by SAM
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha, achanak ek jugnu aa nikla.
Pathan:
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Ya Khudaya,
Ye dengi machar to hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai.
Ye konsa tense hai?
by SAM
Teacher:
Ye konsa tense hai?
Pakistan mein load shedding khatam ho jaye gi.
Student:
Future Impossible Tense. 😀