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Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Main bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi main sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain or mohalla sunta hai.

WIFE: Kio G,
Jub B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jub SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
.
.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Biwi shoher se: Aapko Mera Banaya howa Halwa
Pasand Nahi Aaya, Bachey To 3 Palaiten Kha Çhukain.
Andar se Awaz Aaee: Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena…
1 Kitab Ki Jild Reh Gaee Hai……………..