Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar
Man To Doctor: Every Night My Wife Goes
To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone
Who Proposes Her.Doctor: Relax & Calm Down &
Now Tell
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Which Bar??
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Man To Doctor: Every Night My Wife Goes
To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone
Who Proposes Her.Doctor: Relax & Calm Down &
Now Tell
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.
.
Which Bar??
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
Moral:
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Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.
Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell you.Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Husband: Raat ko maine 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere aagay kabhi pichay
aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi.Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki…………………..