Wife: Kio na hum apni shadi

Wife: Kio na hum apni shadi ki salgirah per
dawat k liye bakra zibah karain?

Shohar:
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Ghalti to maine ki hai,
To saza us ghareeb ko kion dain ???????????

Childs teacher sent a note home

Childs teacher sent a note home to his Mother,
saying, Your child seems to be a very bright boy
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.

The Mother wrote back, If you find a solution,
please advise.
I have the same problem with
his Father.

Loving Couple

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

Husband: You are the second most
beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.

Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU. When you smile…..