India jao to banarsi saari bhejna

Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bhejna,

Dubai jao to Jewelry,

France jao to Perfume,

Husband ne jal k kaha
or Dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon?
Wife: Darling! her waqt mera hi sochtey ho
thori shoping apne liye bhi ker lena.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”