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Wife ne apne husband ko email likhi
per full-stop lagana bhol gae.
Jb yaad aaya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga de.
Pir email kuch yun ban gae.

Ap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nhi likha meri saheli salma ko.
Nokri se nikal dia he hmari cow ne.
Bacha dia he Uncle ne.
Cigarette peene shoro kr die hen mene.
Bohat khat likhe pr tm nhi aae kabutar k bache.
Billi kha gai he ek khobsurat larki.
Meri saheli ban gai he Reema.
Is waqt t.v pr dance kr rahi he hamari murghi.
Aj kal Anda nhi de rahi tmhari maa.
Tumhe bohat yaad krti he jama darni.
naali saf nhi krti aj kal
Ap ki Wife!

Wife: Chalo na kahin chalte hain,
Car main aur car drive main karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi??????
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, jaaengay car main aur
aaengay akhbar main……………

Aik Dolatmand Aadmi Shadeed Bimaar Tha,
Jub Is K Aakhri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctors Ne Jawab De Dia,
His wife Said: Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,
KHUDA K Liye Abhi Na Maro.
Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia: BEGUM Mat Ro,
SABR Kro, Ab main Chund Lamhoooon Ka Mehmaan Hooon.

Wife: NAHI…………Nahi…………….
Tum Aj Mar Kr Mujhay Zaleel Nahi Kr Saktay,
Darzi kala suit see ker kal dega. Plzzzzzzzz