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Ek aadmi ghabraya howa police station
per aaya aur bola…

Mujhe giraftar kr lijye main ne
apni biwi k ser per danda mara hai.

Inspector: Kia wo mar gaye?

Aadmi: nahi,
Wo danda leye mere peche aa rahi hai.

Question: What is the most effective way
to remember your wife’s birthday?
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Ans. Just forget it once and
you will never forget it again.

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Husband: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?

Husband: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai,
delay tum ker rahi ho.

Two Married Men Talking!
10 yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking
&
My Wife By Kissing.
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Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite.