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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches?

Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?

Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?

Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?

If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?

If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?

Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people

living in a convincingly funny world.

Who was the 1st indian cricketer
to become captain in his 1st match,
score century in the same match &
hit a 6 of the last ball
to defeat England?
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN