Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate outside your house I read Santa Singh B.A.
This year I read Santa Singh M.A.
When did you finish yours Master Degree?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is Married Again.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies?
Sardar: Put them in our swimming pool.
Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.
Sardar: Sorry wrong Number.
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuro Hota Hai Phir dair Q Ki?
Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Ghalat Samajhte Hain.
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb Msg Aaya aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg tha?
Sardar: “Bettery Low”
Pathan: Send Kar Sab Ko Tang Karte Hen…:)