My wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how?
Sardar: Yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: It’s you the watchman.
Author: admin
How do you do?
by admin
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants,
sit
&
then do.
How do you do?
Sardar lost his cheqbook
by admin
Sardar lost his chequebook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
Tum Aaye Ho Na Shab-e-Intizar Guzri Hai
by admin
Tum Aaye Ho Na Shab-e-Intizar Guzri Hai,
Talaash Mein Hai Sehar, Bar Bar Guzri Hai,
Junoon mein jitni bhi guzri, beykaar Guzri Hai,
Agar che Dil Pe KHarabi Hazar Guzri Hai,
Woh Baat Saare Fasaane Mein Jis ka Zikra Na Tha,
Woh Baat Unko Bohat NaGavaar Guzri Hai,
Huii Hai Hazrat-e-Naaseh se Guftagu Jis Shab,
Woh Shab Zaruur Sar-e-Kuh-e-Yaar Guzri Hai,
Na Gul Khile hein, Na un Se Mile, Na Mai Pii Hai,
Ajeeb Rung Mein ab Ke Bahaar Guzri Hai,
Chaman Mein Gaarat-e-gulchiin se Jaane Kya Guzri,
Qafas se Aaj Sabaa be-Qaraar Guzri Hai,
Tum Aaye Ho Na Shab-e-Intizar Guzri Hai,
Talaash Mein Hai Sehar, Bar Bar Guzri Hai.