How to find the Purity of Honey
Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
A very old lady teacher of English
asked this question:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.”