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How to find the Purity of Honey

by admin    

Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?

Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

You are Crossing the Limits

by admin    

Judge: You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Twist SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

I am beautiful, which tense is it

by admin    

A very old lady teacher of English
asked this question:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Teacher Student SMS   

In this job we need someone who is responsible

by admin    

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,

they said I was responsible.”

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

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