Bijli Kahan Se Aati Hai
TEACHER: Bijli Kahan Se Aati Hai?
STUDENT: Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.
TEACHER: Kese?
STUDENT: Jub Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain
“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
Author: admin
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO
by admin
Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaye paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycle pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
Give all your money to me
by admin
Thief with a knife:
Give all your money to me.Man: Do you know who I am?
I am the president of this country.Thief: Really!
Ok than give me my money back.
Mein teri MAA nahi hon
by admin
1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank
us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola
MAA
Aurat Boli Main teri MAA nahi hon
Machar bola Aisa na bol
MAA
main teri Coke se nikla hon.