Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay
Pathan:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?
Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
Mere chup rehne se naraz na howa karo
by SAM
Mere chup rehne se naraz na howa karo,
DOST
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Sunaa hai k khoobsorat log kam bola karte hain,
\(‘,’)
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_/”\_
Oh My GOD
Apun 1 sher bolega
by SAM
Apun 1 sher bolega:
chaand uper se phenk raha hai light,
bole to ho gayi hai night,
band karneka light
aur sone ka ek dam tight
bole to kia
good night.
Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar par bethi thi
by SAM
Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar par bethi thi,
Musafir ne pocha darr nahi lagta?
Aurat: Lo is mein darne ki kia baat hai.
andar garmi thi is liye bahir bethi hon.