Lazy Boy To Father
Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do,
Father: khud uth k pe lo,
Boy: please de do na……!
Father: ab manga to thappar maron ga
Boy: thappar marne aao to pani letay aana
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi
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Ek machhar nay karli makhi say shadi,
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,
Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi,
Makhhi mospel laga k soti thi
Zara ulta ker k dekho
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W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nahi samajh aaya?
Zara ulta kr k dekho
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.HaHaHa!
Paagal!
Jub seedha samajh nahi aaya
tu ulta kese samajh aaye ga
Wo kon hain jo ochal ochal k
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Wo kon hain jo ochal ochal k tayyar hote hain?
Aapki baat nahi horahi janab,
AB SOCHEN,
OR SOCHEN,
BATAeN NA!
NAHI-PATA?
“POPCORN”