Tag: Urdu Funny Poetry

When you breathe, you respire!

Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When U dont breathe, you expire!

Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,

Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.

Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,

Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.

Bus Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,

Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.

Computer Engineer became a Poet
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Kal Jub milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.

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Lakhon hunge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,

Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo.

Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki,

Na tamana hai bahaaron ki,

Bus AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye,

Jo mat maar de saaron ki.