Tag: Pathan SMS

A pathan said to his friend:
Mujhy samajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?

Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai.

1 night bijli chali gae

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWi: kar di na phir pathano wali baat.
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi.

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per parrot (Tota)
ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha: Yeh kon sa janwar hai?

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Parrot(Tota) bola: PATHAN

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,

us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
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jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?